i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
First and Last words.
I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.
THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS
I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME
I open at the close
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
this song brings back memories of the dark ages
This game! I loved this game! I had it for my computer and I played it so much it hurt my wrist and I had to wear a brace for a month. XD
Ellen doing what we all would if we were Oscar hosts